Spam Part Deux... Refried...

So I get the following comment for the comments on the Spam blog:

leanordflynn4771509803 said...
Do you want free porn? Contact my AIM SN 'p1nkn3ss' just say 'give me some pics now!'.No age verification required, totally free! Just send an instant message to AIM screen name "p1nkn3ss".Any message you send is fine! AIM abuse can be reported here.
4:25 PM

Is this guy a fucking retard? Seriously. Here I am, freshly finished a blog about spam, specifically mentioning that porn spam cracks my shit up, and then this genius comments with this. Sir, are you really that goddamned illiterate? Or are you just desperate for attention? Is this a cry to me to say something about your stupidity? Well, it worked, your dumbassedness is vindicated. I bet momma will be proud, perhaps you can run upstairs and tell her.

Please, people, if you're going to leave a comment, at least have some tact and diplomacy about yourself. Don't just be a fucking dipshit and post some shit like the above. It makes you look like a moron. Have some dignity, or at the very least, try a little harder to learn to read so you don't make a fool out of yourself.

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Adsense or Big Brother?

So I submitted my shit to adsense for approval right. I planned on putting them on here, this very blog. No biggie right? They get ads out, I make a little dough for the 7 readers I have, we all win. Yeah, until they reviewed my application. They come back to tell me that I use excessively profane language, too much to be acceptable by their standards. Okay, so I use some profanity here and there. I throw in a "fuck" or a "shit" or a "damned" spontaneously, for dramatic effect of course. Big FUCKING deal, we've all heard it before. You can't go anywhere and not hear some profanity. A trip to the grocery store yields dramatic results, you'll see some big haired "mum" cussing her kids out cause he wants just one more packet of Kool-aid, or some shit like that. It's all good as long as it's used in context right?

Who the fuck is google to tell me that I can't cuss? Hell, I've seen their shit on sites (adsense that is) that include as much cussing or more, and even some porn and shit. You can go anywhere in their search methods and type in something that's borderline in appropriate and find all kinds of obscure disgusting shit.
Fatty Porn? CheckGay Porn? CheckWomen fucking barnyard animals? CheckFists in the ass? Check

You get the drift. Anything and everything can be found using google's search bar. Yet my site, where I talk about real shit, real issues, real offensive stuff to some. It's too profane. Where is their censorship of theirselves? Oh, right, I forgot, they're making too much money to regulate it as heavily as they do approving adsense accounts. The two starters of their "great" site is worth about $7 billion, that's right, billion, dollars each. Their stock rose quicker than any in history. The two men are two of the select few billionaires under thirty. It's an illustrious club. I just want a small piece of the pie, hell, I don't even want a whole piece. Just give me a crumb. Selfish pricks...

Yeah, so fuck google, fuck gmail, fuck adsense, fuck froogle, fuck all the shit that they're tied to. Who are they being holier than thou and saying I'm too profane when a simple search gives me more fucking spy ware than results? Fuck, shit, suck my dick, goodnight...

Illegal Immigrants -vs- Immigration

Lately, especially here in Georgia, the illegal immigrants have taken it upon themselves to confront government's stance on illegal immigration. Which, whatever that may be is not evident. None of the immigration laws are enforced, and when they are, it's usually in a sting operation that is unrelated. The illegals are caught in the crossfire. Recently, I read something that was written by Charlie Daniels. Call him a racist, or what have you, but his comments were rather spot on. He went into deep discussion regarding the topic of illegal immigration. I'm not going to sit here and quote his rhetoric, as that's unnecessary. This shit is about me.

Immigration laws were written for a reason. Whether they're enforced or not by our porous government remains to be seen. They say they're going to start taking a stance on illegals, we'll see. The pussification of Washington is upon us. The apocalypse has begun. However you choose to word it, this could tear the framework out from under America as we know it.

There is a reason for immigration laws. They are in place to prevent people from illegally entering our great nation. Sure, I'm all for people coming into our society and becoming productive members, regardless of their origin. This is where people have it all wrong. They use immigration and illegals universally. In actuality, there is a large difference. Immigration is a legal process of becoming a citizen of America. Illegals invade our land by whatever means necessary. We as Americans have to take a stand against them should we want to be productive in eliminating the problem plaguing our great nation. Yes, we have a melting pot society. We all come from somewhere else, well the majority of us. I have roots in the original Americans, as I am a descendant of the Cherokee tribe. The fact still remains though that America is a land of opportunity. Should that opportunity come legally, I have no problem with it. But for someone to infiltrate our borders, come to work stealing jobs from American citizens, or those in the process of immigrating legally is as horrendous and egregrious as the 9/11 tragedies, as those persons comitting those acts were both illegals and terrorists. Nothing good comes from illegal immigration.

People say that they work jobs that Americans won't. We are all responsible for this evil as we hire them for the low wages to keep our costs down and net a larger bottom line. This is wrong, and as an American those of you that hire them should be ashamed of your actions. You're sponsoring their illegal status. They come here, save up a couple of grand and get illegal papers by paying someone to steal an identity for them. This is illegal and disgraceful. Those obtaining these papers to give them someway to work here should be deported right along with the beaners. Why should they feel obligated to provide these people with papers to make an illegal profit for themselves.

It's disgraceful that we allow this to happen. I, as a natural born American feel ashamed to call these people my fellow citizens. God bless those that are going through the process legally. They are true to becoming an American. They aren't looking to come here, make a quick buck and return home to live off of ten years worth of work for the rest of their lives because the American dollar trumps the value of the money where they come from. They look to make their money and return home, bottom line. They don't care about America. They want to bring their society here and over run our country, and we're sitting here letting it happen. We should feel shame. We should feel like shit, because we're responsible for this. They come here, rewrite our laws, rewrite our very own fucking National Anthem to fit into their lifestyle. This country is becoming a bigger joke by the minute. And the politicians could care less, so long as they recieve their votes and get their offices. What a pussification of our country this issue is becoming.

Beaners 1, America 0.

Spam in today's society. It's not just for dinner anymore...

What the hell is up with all of the shit spam I’ve been getting lately. Some of the shit is flat out retarded, and no one, in their right mind, would ever buy into the “make money fast” philosophy. It’s getting a bit ridiculous. Hell, one of the most recent comments on here is by a spammer. You, sir, may go fuck yourself with a broken light bulb, and a fistful of thumbtacks, with rubbing alcohol for lube. Every day, or so it seems, I get at least one or a dozen emails about someone coming into a bunch of money, whether by frozen assets, or lottery winnings, wanting me to buy into some shit. Hell, the only time I’ve come into money was when I was fucking that jew whore, but that’s another story for another time.

Seriously, why would the Prince of Nigeria need my money? If he had all of that money, don't you, at least somewhat, believe that he would move the fuck out of Nigeria? And the porn spam... That's the funniest kind. 18 year old virgin seeks attractive male to deflower her. Right, she's a virgin, and she's advertising her cock pocket on the internet by mass e-mailing 40 million men. Sure... I digress.

Okay, so a few weeks ago, I get the following email:

Hi,How are you? I hope your doing great. I recently discoveredan awesome technique that has helped me earn four figures inUSD every month online. I know its not that much yet but ithas really helped me pay my bills.Would an extra four figures a month sound useful andworthwhile to you? I bet it does. I've even built a businessaround this technique so I can show a group of people how toreally make money online.I wish I could teach a lot of people but unfortunately I donot want a lot to emulate my secrets to success so I'm justgoing to select a few. Since you are already reading thisyou are one of the lucky ones out there ;)I'm currently accepting 10 people at a time so do me afavor.Send an email to..with the details below:Subject: im interestedMessage Body:- Your Full Name- Email Address- Alternate Email Address- CountryRemember not to pass this up to your friends yet until youhave decided not to take advantage of my offer.Please reply ASAP.regards,Ba ChangDDUBRUFIDZOPDFDZOTBRPBMWKBLHNQBKXNKQCN

Wow, what’s with the diatribe at the end? Regardless, I’m getting a little annoyed by all of this shit, so I figure, what the hell, I’ll bite. So I reply to him. That reply goes as follows:

Dear Mr. Chang,
Wow, I'm really thrilled to be receiving this offer. My problem is that my internet access comes via a library. I am, however, really delighted to find out that I am one of your select few of the millions of internet users world wide that have received this offer. I am, however skeptical of the offer you mentioned due to the fact that I once was scammed by an email of this variation dealing with some lottery money that was open and I had somehow acquired a ticket to this lottery in another country. I live at home with my mother, who is very sick, so I am sure that she will be very delighted at the prospect of me receiving valuable information regarding me earning extra money in order to help her pay for her medical expenses. However, at this time, due to the above mentioned debacle and the skepticism that I now have regarding this type of information, I can't exactly divulge the information before getting some kind of verification that you are not trying to scam me. I trust that you are not, as you seem to be a very trust worthy man. Please reply post haste so that I may be able to start earning the money that's coming to me. Sorry, Scarface was playing at the community theatre last week as part of the look at the gangster movie genre progression series they're having. Tony Montana is a powerful influence.

This is the bullshit he sent back(There will actually be a series of emails, as I forgot I was fucking with this guy and didn't check that particular email account for a while. They're all pretty much standardized form letters with the names changed, or so it appears. You can read the first and probably not missing anything by skipping to the end where I reply to him. I'm just putting all correspondance up for the effect and shit.). Appears as a standardized form, the name changed with each reply he gets:

Hi (Name omitted, fuck you),Its me your business partner Kerwin Chang. First of all Iwant to stress out my sincere thanks to you by just spendinga few minutes of your time of what I have to present. Myrecord shows that you completed a special BusinessOpportunity form or have responded to my email solicitaion,and indicated that you would like to learn more about how togenerate an income from Internet-related opportunities.So a promised, Here I Am.Before we start our business together, let me stress outsome of my marketing experiences that made me a successfulmarketer from a total failure. I have been around the netfor quite some time now and I've been involved in severalonline opportunities, M-L-M's, affiliate programs, directselling, ezine advertising and etc. I know you probablydidn't understand some of the things I was mumbling about(laughs) but let me get you closer to point why I amoffering this one of a kind deal.For several months I've been trying to make a good living byutilizing the power of the Internet and a lot of internetmarketers say its so easy to make money on the net. Theygive you business opportunities and urge you to start yourown online business and just follow their lead. Of coursestarting your own online business is easy but making itsuccessful? Its a lot harder than you think.These so called "internet marketing gurus" sell you theirproduct and increase your sales by 700% (or whatever)overnight? Bah! We need some serious education here friend.Buy this! Buy that! Buy here and there because you need allthe information and tools you can get to start your onlinebusiness successfully. I tell you friend, you'd go brokebefore you could even start because there are endless offersout there and if you keep on buying, you got some seriousmoney milking here.You will also realize that there is too much junk info aboutmoney making on the net. It took me well over a year to getaround it and separate the junk from the legitimate. Howlong will it take you to get the right information and toolsbefore you consider yourself a successful marketer? sixmonths? one year? Let's face it! It will take you a lotlonger to succeed if you dig for information from squareone.But...What if I tell you, you can end your search right now andstart marketing successfully in a few short months? Theanswer lies here:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlI bet you already know that 95% of all who start an onlinebusiness fail. One of the most important reasons for thistype failure is not getting the right information and tools.Even the successful ones are still considering my offerbecause they knew right from the start I'm providing themwith solid and legitimate information. Tomorrow I'll explainto you why my offer has helped people so much in theironline business venture. Till then...And Oh! Don't forget to download your $97 FR.EE gift:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlbonusHave a nice productive day!regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
I didn’t reply to this one, mainly because I forgot about it until now, but seems like he really wants to help me out, as I have about 15 emails to sort through, probably the same form letter. I’ll reply to him again after this, and update you regarding the status. I really wanted to put him on tilt for a few days, but he took too damned long to respond, so I forgot about it. Seems as though the saga will continue though. Regardless, here’s his subsequent email (or email’s, as I read through them and determine if it’s the same form letter). :
Hello (Name omitted again),Nice to hear from you again. Have you reviewed the offer Ipresented to you yesterday? If not, simply revisit here:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlI have a confession to make about this offer. Did you know Iam offering this only to a handful of people? You are aboutto be a proud owner the most power packed software andproduct bundle anywhere on the internet. I guarantee thatyou can not find a better deal any where! I kid you not, Ireally do get an email or two per week from other webmastersthat sell these items separately and actually yell at me andtell me that what I am selling is "Not Fair" and "I ampricing them out of the market!".Why am I doing this? Actually the answer is very simple. Iwant to help you get your business up and running using theinformation and tools I provide at a lowest price possible.This package, being offered at a rock bottom price, doesn'tmean the information is already devalued in any way that'swhy I am limiting the publicity of this offer to preventdevaluation. Not only I am limiting the publicity, I am alsolimiting the number of people who can avail of this offer atrock bottom price and I will raise the price back up as soonas the intended number of members to be sold have been met.Why not have a second look?http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlIf you want to see how much each product is being sold inthe market at retail price, feel free to visit them usingthis link:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlBuying them individually would cost you way too much you'dgo broke before you could even start your online business.Imagine the information and software worth more than $10,000in retail goes straight to your hard drive for less than ahundred dollars. Imagine how much savings you would have ifyou take action now while gaining an unfair advantage overyour competitors. Remember this is wholesale pricing. Thisis a rare opportunity and may not be offered again in thefuture so grabbing your own membership today will probablybe one of the wisest decisions you will ever make.Or.der Now through Our Secure Server:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
Another:
Good News A prospect recently joined as a member of Ultimate ResourcesLimited!Hi Dennis Chapman (this guy’s gullible at best, or made up) has just made a smart decision to become a memberof Ultimate Resources Limited, and now has access to alltools and information that will skyrocket any onlinebusiness.As a member you will receive more than $10,000 worth ofmarketing tools and information instantly at your disposaland never pay a single dime ever again! FREE Updates forLife!don't let this lucrative opportunity slip away!Remember this offer will expire as soon as the marketingtest is over so lock in your membership now at $49.97instead of $149.97.Take action and grab your membership now at:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlIt is no wonder why this membership package as become thefastest selling of its kind and affiliate sales are makingpeople hundreds of dollars per day. It's a no brainer.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
Don't say I didn't tell ya! ;)regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl

Yet another:
What's going on into your mind right now? Still thinkingwhether to grab the membership or not? You are interested inthis offer right? Since you are still reading this emailright now I thought you'd still be.Oh by the way, here's the offer in case you forgot the link:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlLet me point out a few things to help you decide.Most of the informational ebooks and softwares in thispackage were created by the most influential internetmarketers ever. Of course there are a lot of free ebooks outthere but most of the information contained in it are junkand outdated. The free ones mostly contain junk informationand are ditched out in this membership. Believe me, youcan't find the ebooks contained in this package lying aroundfor free download. Now its time for you to grab them all atonce!Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself.http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlThe point here is that these ebooks and softwares are boughtin retail by most people and only very few realize thatthere are webmasters selling it in wholesale. Can you seeother sites selling this one-of-a-kind membership package? Idon't think so. Why? because I keep adding the membershipsite with more and more valuable items at a regular basis atNO CO.ST to you only if you become a member today.I've seen other webmasters even charging the same value forjust one ebook. Imagine how much you will be paying if thatwebmaster sells you ebooks one at a time? Other than that,they also charge you at least $10 minimum monthly in theirmembership site for adding new products regularly. As forthis membership, it is offered to you at NO CO.ST... FORNOW.Remember, this offer is For Your Eyes Only. Don't tellothers about this offer yet until you grabbed you ownmembership for yourself.Or.der Now through Our Secure Server:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlHave a Nice Day!regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
And yet another:
Is your business running on autopilot? Do you want yourcomputer to run tedious tasks like doing the sales talk,following up your customers, and taking or.ders while youare sleeping or out enjoying life with your family? Ofcourse you do and this membership package has it all! Mostof the software bundles that came with this package aretools that will put your online business on autopilot. Havea look now:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlAs a seller, I've been using the information and tools inthis membership package myself over and over again puttingmy business on autopilot. During my first few days in onlinemarketing, I did all that darn tedious tasks and it consumesalmost my entire day to finish the work for the day. Nowwith all the information and softwares at my disposal, I nowonly work for 2 hours max per day to answer inquiries thatneeds a human response and developing ways to increase myincome stream.I didn't get all the tools I need right away from day onethat's why it took me quite a long time before I started tosucceed marketing online but right now you have theopportunity to jump start your online business withouthaving to go through a lot of trial and errors like I did.Isn't that great?Or.der Now! Price Increase is Coming Very Soon.http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlHave a Nice Day!regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl----------NOTE: You are receiving this email because you are in mymailing list or you expressed interest for more informationabout Internet Marketing. If you no longer wish to receivefurther information from this site, you can unsubscribebelow.Not interested in receiving more? Click here:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/rem.php?u=8756fde
And another:
Still thinking about the membership package that I offered?I hope so. You're so cool to have been introduced to thisone-of-a-kind membership package ever offered on theinternet. Check it out:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlThe ebooks contained in this entire membership packageteaches you how to start your business and put your businesson autopilot. These books are created by several internetmarketing gurus like Jim Edwards, Yanik Silver, Mark Joyner,David Garfinkel, Mike Chen, Joe Vitale, and many more... Ifyou haven't heard of these people you might want to do asearch on their names in search engines to find out who theyare and how they are influencing internet marketers. Sincethey are the ones that rake in the most cash on the net, youmight want to hear their secrets to success.The books in this membership package is outlined in such away that the most complicated ideas can be absorbed by asimple person. What's better is that a lot of these bookseven offer audio and video tutorials to enhance yourlearning experience or.. if you hate reading books like me(laughs).Other items contained in this entire package are tools andsoftwares commonly used by most successful internetmarketers. Most come with resell rights so you can sell itand keep 100% of the profits. Most of the softwares here MAYNOT be given for free. You can probably distribute it as agift item if they purchased something from you.Or.der Now through Our Secure Server:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlHurry, you're missing the boat!regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
And another:
Have you ever thought of how this membership package canbenefit you in your business venture? I wish I could stressout all of the benefits you're going to get but its going tobe too long to mention all of them so check them out hereinstead:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurland carefully review each package. You can also visit theirrespective official sites by clicking on the picture of eachproduct. Their websites alone speak for themselves and youdon't want to missing out great off.ers and you GET THEM ALLfor ONE LOW PRI.CE of less than fifty dollars.Have you ever thought of any crazy ideas why I am offeringthis? Let me give you a few reasons.- An opportunity to outperform your competitors.- Getting the right information means shaving a few yearsoff your learning curve.- Great Marketing Tools that puts your business on autopilotand automates your daily tedious tasks.- Rock bottom prices means more money to your pocket.- This is "Out of the Market" pricing. Other webmastersmight yell at me if they found out I am offering everybodyan unfair price. That's why...- This offer is limited and NOT open to public so only ahandful of people like YOU may take advantage of this offer.- and much much more...But this offer won't last long. These membership packagesare being sold here and there within my contact list. Youcan still reap off the benefits and grab this package forone low price of less than 50 dollars if you TAKE ACTIONNOW.Or.der Now through Our Secure Server:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlThese membership packages are being sold like Hotcakes!regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl----------NOTE: You are receiving this email because you are in mymailing list or you expressed interest for more informationabout Internet Marketing. If you no longer wish to receivefurther information from this site, you can unsubscribebelow.Not interested in receiving more? Click here:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/rem.php?u=8756fde
Like the energizer bunny it keeps going, and going, and going:
You know when you asked for more information about thisoffer I thought you'd grab the product right away and startthe wheels spinning. What kept you from grabbing your owncopy of this once in a deal? Are you skeptic aboutthis deal? or maybe it sounds too good to be true?then how about this...If within 90 days, you do not feel that this is the bestoffer you can find anywhere on the internet or if you're notsatisfied for any reason then I'll refund your purchaseprice! No ques.tions asked, no hoops to jump through, nofunny business. Either you're happy or you get your moneyback. Period. No hassles, no hard feelings.But Wait! It gets Better!You even get to keep all the Bonuses. Over $10,000 valuefree. I am just so confident that my offer will have youjumping for joy, that is why I can make a guarantee likethis. Believe me, this product is so awesome I haven't gota single refund at all.I believe in the honor system so I am confident that youwouldn't start any deceptive actions against this guaranteeby asking for a refund even though you are satisfied in thisoffer. What you do is up to you, let your conscience guideyou.Process Your Or.der Now through Our Secure Server:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlSee How Much I Trust You? I hope you will do the same.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl

He’s got another bite… good for him:
A prospect recently joined as a member of Ultimate ResourcesLimited!Craig Walters (we’ll call him retard #2) has just made a smart decision to become a memberof Ultimate Resources Limited, and now has access to alltools and information that will skyrocket any onlinebusiness.As a member you will receive more than $10,000 worth ofmarketing tools and information instantly at your disposaland never pay a single dime ever again! FREE Updates forLife!don't let this lucrative opportunity slip away!Remember this offer will expire as soon as the marketingtest is over so lock in your membership now at $49.97instead of $149.97.Take action and grab your membership now at:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlIt is no wonder why this membership package as become thefastest selling of its kind and affiliate sales are makingpeople hundreds of dollars per day. It's a no brainer.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
And again:
Did you receive my message lately? Have you gotten to reviewthe opportunity I just offered to you? You can view it here:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlCan I ask why you still haven't accepted my offer? What keptyou from purchasing this one-of-a-kind membership package? Iawait your reply.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
Another:
I haven't been in contact with you lately. You're missingthe boat. In case you've forgotten, here is my offer and itsrunning dry quickly.http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlWhat do you need to make this transaction possible? Tell me,we can help each other out.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl
And another:
A prospect recently joined as a member of Ultimate ResourcesLimited!Hi Cindy Chirsteson has just made a smart decision to become a memberof Ultimate Resources Limited, and now has access to alltools and information that will skyrocket any onlinebusiness.As a member you will receive more than $10,000 worth ofmarketing tools and information instantly at your disposaland never pay a single dime ever again! FREE Updates forLife!don't let this lucrative opportunity slip away!Remember this offer will expire as soon as the marketingtest is over so lock in your membership now at $49.97instead of $149.97.Take action and grab your membership now at:http://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurlIt is no wonder why this membership package as become thefastest selling of its kind and affiliate sales are makingpeople hundreds of dollars per day. It's a no brainer.regards,Kerwin Changadmin@smartselling.bizhttp://www.365salesbot.org/mail/link.php?id=8756fdeurl


So I’m going to send him this. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Dear Mr. Chang,
I apoligize for my lack of correspondance with you. It pains me to write this, but it seems that mother has taken a bad turn in her health. Her kidney ruptured, on top of her other preceeding illnesses, and I have been having to take her in for dialysis on a near daily basis since the surgery. The medical bills are stacking up, and I'm running out of ways to pay for them. This is why I am getting back in touch with ou. Your offer, while lucritive in appearance, still has not convinced me to buy into it yet. It seems as if it's co-dependant on other people. I have read through the astounding number of emails that you have sent to me in awe of the prospect of making 5 figure income per month. My primary concern is that you may be pulling my leg on this one. I do not know any of the people that you have described in the above emails, so I can not contact them so that they may attest to the actual existance of this program. Soem people have been telling me that these types of things are circulating the internet like a plague, and are ficticious in nature. How do I know that you're not just pulling the proverbial wool over my eyes? Like I said, I'm struggling with mom's medical bills, and I need a savior. Mr Chang, are you going to be my financial messiah? I, however, need a more personalized response from you, as it appears that your prior emails are just a form letter where the names are changed to protect the innocent (sorry, I'm watching a Dragnet rerun on the tv here in the library). I want to get in touch with you on a more personal level. You seem to be a stand-up kind of guy. And I want to become an acquaintance of yours. You know, be Robin to your Batman. You seem to know what you're doing, so becoming a student of yours would probably be in my best interests, with concerns to finances. How about we refer to each other on a more personal level now? You know, brand each other with a call name so we know who is who, and to avoid alerting the authorities, among other people, about our money making. (I want to keep all of my money I can, so not having to pay as much taxes on the money would be splendid. You know, kind of like Watergate, but with the internet and my money.) I think it'd be better for me to keep this "on the down low" like R. Kelly said in that song with the fake Ike Turner (but without the child porn scandal of course, that's just immoral). From this point forward, I'll refer to you as PK Longstroke (that's a friend that I had one time that died in a near miss train wreck, he was dear to me, so I decided to brand you with his nickname cause you seem to be cool like him), and I'd prefer it if you refer to me as D. Sanchez (as that's closer to my real name). I signed up for this email address with a fake name cause I was afraid someone might try to fool me into thinking I know them and get me to send them some money on a loan. I have a few friends in other states and stuff, but their names are generic, so anyone named Bob, Tom, John, or Bill might say that they know me and I was a friend and they needed some money. I'm not one to disappoint my friends, so I'd send it. Then, by some means, they'd have fooled me into lending them money, only to never see it again. So I kind of protect myself in that manner from fraudulent people. You know, there's never too much to do in terms of financial safety. PK, I want to be your friend. I'd like to hear from you.
BFFL,
D. Sanchez


Evidently, this guy has no regard for the English language. His grammar, spelling, etc. are all horrible. He may, very well, be from another country. Regardless, let’s hope the undertones don’t frighten him off of correspondence with me. I’l be awaiting the reply I get from this character.

I got the idea to mentally attempt to torture him from the Ebola Monkey Man. You can find more of his rip ups at www.ebolamonkeyman.com Let him know I sent him some traffic. Maybe I can convince him to link me on his site or something. Traffic is what I need to generate. I like hearing from folks, negative or positive, to see what they think of my writings. Any traffic you can send me is appreciated.
-Riccochet Rabbit Bitch!

Rebuttal... You comment, I'll reply...

What a cunt this person's being:
"Typical rants of a juvenile. Grow up and keep your mouth shut until you have something worth saying. Wigger."

Hmm... did my rant on Baby Mama's/Daddy's touch your hot button? Is your pussy bleeding? Serioudly, you should refrain from replying unless you know me. You don't though, do you? Being as I haven't ranted in a while, I'll give you what you want though. I'll reply to your retarded ass.

I'm a wigger? Right... The sad news is that I'm very much far from it. Typical rants of a juvenile? What, did I hurt your wittle feewings? I so sorry... Here, have a tit to suck on, fucking cry baby. Oh wait, I must have stepped on your toes, as you used my username from elsewhere. That means that I know you, and who you are. I'm not 100% positive, but I'm fairly certain whom said person is. That said, I'll leave it be for the time being, as I know they have a baby mama, or babby daddy, and refer to them as such. They've embarassed theirself enough for the time being.

Grow up and keep my mouth shut unless I have something worth saying? Yep... I'll do that, I'll keep my mouth shut cause you said so. First of all, shouldn't you tell me to stay away from the keyboard, as my rants are typed adn posted to read, and not spoken? Ok, you were being facetious, I'll allow it. You think you'er big enough to come shut my mouth? Come on shit stain, you and your little dog too. I love big dripping pussies that whine and bitch and complain when they don't agree with something don't you? The sad thing is, they have manipulated people into believing that they are some kind of elitist. Sad thing is, they are far more fucked up in the head than you or I could ever be. I'll let them live out their miserable existance alone. As for myself... Well, I'll point my fucking finger and laugh everytime they refer to their fuck buddy as a baby moma or daddy. Ignorance is bliss they say. If that's the case, the person that left their comment must be very pleased with theirself. That's ok though, at least I don't have to wake up and look in the mirror and see those fucked up teeth smiling back at me in the morning...

Pussy Like Wet Dough...

I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with the whole baby mama/daddy ordeal. I’m sick to fucking death of hearing about the shit whether in music, or when I’m out in public with my girlfriend or other friends. It’s getting to be a tired and played out act. None, and when I say none, I mean no fucking body, gives two red fucks if you have a baby mama or baby daddy. First of fucking all, learn proper English you douche nozzle. It’s not baby mama or baby daddy, it’s baby (fucking apostrophe) “s” mama or daddy. You fucking retard.
Next is the whole debate of if it’s right or wrong. It’s not what’s right or wrong, it’s really that we don’t give a shit. We know the other half of that parental unit is a worthless mother fucker, you don’t have t tell us. Yes, they’re a fucking deadbeat. Yes, they aren’t responsible enough to baby sit a dozen eggs, why the fuck would you want to leave your kids with them? Obviously they’re scared of the commitment that comes with being a parent. Tough fucking shit asshat, you created it, now support it. If you won’t do that, perhaps we should put a bullet in your skull and find someone responsible enough to be a parent to the kid you worthless piece of shit. You deserve to be assassinated, that way the kid never has the possibility of finding you later in life and being depressed because of the fact that yes, their parents are lazy as fuck.
And for those that are commitment wary, maybe you should have thought about that while you were crushing or having your guts crushed. If you are the male in the situation, you’re a sorry mother fucker. Baby daddy, that’s the Caucasian equivalent of white trash, and if you’re an African American, then you’re a worthless nigger, Mexican… well they cherish the family unit, but if you were to be a Mexican baby daddy, then you’re a fucking spic. Need I go on? I think not. You’re lower than bat shit if you’re a baby daddy because you’re too lazy to be responsible enough to marry the lady you chose to throw the meat to. Guess, fucking, what? THAT’S YOUR FUCKING PARENTAL DUTY SHITHOOK!!!!!!!!! Fuck you for being a son of a bitch. That’s right, be lazy as hell and let society raise them. As long as you tell us thanks, which Satan’s nut sack would freeze before you showed gratitude is my guess…
Baby mamas, yeah, you’re even lower than the baby daddies. How can you carry a child for 9 fucking months and not show any genuine interest, care, or feeling for them? Are you really that big of a cunt? If so, may you be skull-fucked with a .45 caliber round. I really hope that you find a slow, agonizing, painful death. Don’t give me this shit that “being a single parent is hard.” Well, tough titty bitch, you shouldn’t have laid your pussy out there for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to take a turn on. It’s not a Goddamned merry-go-round. The sole design and purpose for it is procreation. What, you were surprised? Give me a fucking break… I’d be willing to bet your pussy is like wet dough, it won’t sell anywhere. Fucking cum dumpsters are all that baby mamas are, they’re like living science experiments. I fucking hate them.
I said all of that to say this. Baby mamas and baby daddies are all ignorant, trailer dwelling , trash humans. They all deserve to have their ability to procreate removed. Whether by cutting out their fucking uterus, chopping their dick off, or killing them, I really don’t give a shit. Don’t let the opportunity for more of these snot nosed fuckers to run around and create more baby mamas and baby daddies. They should be force fed antifreeze at dinner. So if you’re in the food services industry, take it upon yourself to commit genocide upon this sect of people…

Fuck You, You worthless Fucks...

Today, I think I’ll write about a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ that’s been bothering the shit out of me for a while. That sumpin’ is Welfare and the people that receive it. I’ve noticed that the scum of the earth are on Welfare. From the broke to the broke down. From the lazy to lazier, everyone on it can suck my right nut. I’m sick to fucking death of all of these son of a bitches that think that the government owes them something. Fuck you, get a fucking job and pay something in.We, the working citizens of the United States owe you nothing but a swift boot in the ass and directions to the unemployment office. You are the equivalent of an unflushed turd, and are as much a fashion faux pas’ as well. Give me three good reasons why you deserve fucking welfare? Fuck, give me one. Tell me why I should work and you shouldn’t. Explain to me how you deserve a handout when I work my ass off to provide it. Fuck you, you can pull a Schiavo and starve to death for all I care you worthless sack of dog shit. On that note, I will now provide you with a reform I’ve drafted, and you can do with it as your mind wishes. The first measure I have is that one person can receive no more than 2.5 months worth of Welfare at any point. Once the payout has been made, said recipient has to obtain a job and work said job for a period of 6 months or greater, on top of that, they must give 50% of their paycheck after a the first month of full pay for a total of 6 months, or until employment is terminated.
The second portion of my reform requires that the recipient do a few things when using Welfare benefits. I propose that when they cash their check, or use food stamps, that a few measures be taken. First, they must turn to the next 5 people in line and personally thank them for paying their taxes. If 5 people aren’t in line, they must either wait until 5 people are present, or walk through the store and tell 5 people this. I figure if I’m going to support the worthless fuck I should get some kind of show of gratification. These 5 people are required to sign a form before they can get their welfare and a person with authorization to notarize this letter must be present (like a bank manager, store manager, etc). This notarized form shall be sent with the remittance request to the government .
One of the problems with this situation is that people will whine and bitch and say it’s inhumane, or that it’s too demanding of these bastards. Fuck their feelings, or their pride. They’re the one wanting to spend money that I pay in, and by God, I want a fucking show of gratitude. They’re not too ashamed to request it, or lay around sharing their pussy all over the place to have more kids and get more Welfare. So fuck them. If it’s too fucking embarrassing, then get their ass out of the system. Why should I support someone that refuses to acknowledge that? Fuck them and feed them rutabagas…

Special Olympics and the St. Valentine‘s Day Massacre

The Special Olympics… what exactly are the Special Olympics. It’s supposed to be an athletic gathering for the “mentally retarded” persons nationwide. Now they’re expanding it to the Winter Games style events. Yeah, skiing is exactly what these kids need to be doing. What, you trying to Sonny Bono-ize them? Damned, I’ve heard of 86ing a plan, but 150 million participant strong program? Anyway…
So I was thinking (which I’m prone to do on downtime at “work”) about the Special Olympics. And I got to thinking about how other sports and athletes are. These are possible the most humble of any of them. They train their asses off all year to run a race, or participate in this event or that event. And little, to no one comes out to support them (at least around here). Of course that may have to do with the parking. What, are all of the spaces handicapped? So, you park across the street.
Don’t treat this any different than any other sporting event though. Go there early, tailgate, cook out, drink beer in the parking lot. Drink yourself retarded, that way you are on the same playing field as the athletes. Set up a tent, and chill in the shade it provides for the event. Hell, what do they care, they’re thinking about their Fruit Loops (refer to my previous rant). These kids love attention. They want you there to cheer them on. Hell, take booze in with you in a Dixie cup. Sit in your shade and cheer on your favorite athlete. Take your buddies like you would to a football game, make bets, it’s all in fun. That said, let me break down some of the stuff I’ve said.
Bet on the races. The thing is, you can’t do like you would at a normal race (like a horse race, dog race, whatever). You can’t go down to the stable, holding pen, whatever you want to call it, and inspect them. “Ooh… look at number 5, he’s shitting in the corner, that’s got to be good. Put me down for $5 on him.” Hell no, that’s a disadvantage in these games. “Ooh… he’s shitting in the corner… he didn’t even take his pants down. Look at that fucking bulge. No way I’m taking him in the third.” You also can’t assume all of them will finish or even start. You’ve got 35 kids crammed into 4 lanes. (Hey, there are only so many events they can do there.) You don’t know if they’re going to take off running their 2 minute 100 yard dash, or if they’re going to stand there and hug the starter. You also can’t tell if they have 2 left feet and if they’re going to cause the “big one” as they like to refer to it in NASCAR (yeah, another subject for a different day). Hell, some of them kids didn’t even know they were competing. They showed up in their blue jeans and tennis shoes and they got put in there because Sally Shitpants has diarrhea. It’s unpredictable like that. And that’s the beauty of betting. There are no odds, you just pick a guy and what you see is what you get.
Hell, you yourself can change the outcome of the whole race. Go along the race course and cheer for your guy’s opponents. (I know, you’ll understand in a minute though.) Whatever you do, don’t cheer for your guy. Remember, retards are attention whores. They love attention. You go and yell “Go Timmy Two Toes… come on 35, you can do it.” That’s not going to propel them towards the finish line. Noooo… not hardly. What are they going to do when you cheer for them? “Hey, who sed’ dat‘? Ohh… haaaay… (waving of course with the one arm extended waaaay overhead). How are you today…” Hell, by this point, they’ve stopped running entirely, and are making their way towards you to talk to you, or hug you, spit on you, something like that. Your guy’s gonna run right the fuck past them, and onto victory lane. “Winner by a chest (cause you know they run like a retarded monkey on crack rock) #14 Little Billy Brain-dead…”
And for them not having a lot of events. Umm… can you blame the people putting these events together for limiting it to basic skills events? Can you see them trying to have the hammer throw or shot put or javelin or something like that. These little fuckers are already emotional enough. Hell, they’ll cry because they farted and more than 3 people hear it. You think I want these bi-polar bastards around anything sharp, heavy, or shaped like a ball? HELL NO! You know what the odds of dying are? About 3 to 1. Just imagine, one of these little turds get all ornery because someone takes their pudding pack. They pick up the nearest thing to them, which just happens to be an 8 foot javelin pole. Well, they decide it’s a good idea to go ram this thing up the guy that took said pudding pack’s asshole. Pretty soon, you’ve recreated St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. You’ve got fucking 8 lb. shot put balls being hurtled at your face at a whopping 7 mph. (still, this shit’s going to hurt, especially when Mikey “I pissed my pants” McFarland is tugging at your wrists and wanting you to give him a hug). Jimmy Cracks Corn is chasing anyone that’s got on red (because he doesn’t like red) with a bow and arrow trying to shoot them for wearing it (fucking archery tent). Pretty soon, it’s bedlam, and you’re right in the middle of it. It’s like the Holocaust, except it’s not the extermination of a race, it’s the extermination of inbreeders by other inbreeders.
Feel free to leave me any comments in the comments section. I really don’t give a damned if you like it or agree with it, or not. The religious right will tell me that I’m going to hell. Well, that’s ok I suppose. I’ve sort of accepted that, and I’m prepared. I bought my short-bus I’ll be driving. I stole a retard’s crash helmet to wear. And I bought a super soaker for my co-pilot to cool us down with. Fuck off…