Fuck You, You worthless Fucks...

Today, I think I’ll write about a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ that’s been bothering the shit out of me for a while. That sumpin’ is Welfare and the people that receive it. I’ve noticed that the scum of the earth are on Welfare. From the broke to the broke down. From the lazy to lazier, everyone on it can suck my right nut. I’m sick to fucking death of all of these son of a bitches that think that the government owes them something. Fuck you, get a fucking job and pay something in.We, the working citizens of the United States owe you nothing but a swift boot in the ass and directions to the unemployment office. You are the equivalent of an unflushed turd, and are as much a fashion faux pas’ as well. Give me three good reasons why you deserve fucking welfare? Fuck, give me one. Tell me why I should work and you shouldn’t. Explain to me how you deserve a handout when I work my ass off to provide it. Fuck you, you can pull a Schiavo and starve to death for all I care you worthless sack of dog shit. On that note, I will now provide you with a reform I’ve drafted, and you can do with it as your mind wishes. The first measure I have is that one person can receive no more than 2.5 months worth of Welfare at any point. Once the payout has been made, said recipient has to obtain a job and work said job for a period of 6 months or greater, on top of that, they must give 50% of their paycheck after a the first month of full pay for a total of 6 months, or until employment is terminated.
The second portion of my reform requires that the recipient do a few things when using Welfare benefits. I propose that when they cash their check, or use food stamps, that a few measures be taken. First, they must turn to the next 5 people in line and personally thank them for paying their taxes. If 5 people aren’t in line, they must either wait until 5 people are present, or walk through the store and tell 5 people this. I figure if I’m going to support the worthless fuck I should get some kind of show of gratification. These 5 people are required to sign a form before they can get their welfare and a person with authorization to notarize this letter must be present (like a bank manager, store manager, etc). This notarized form shall be sent with the remittance request to the government .
One of the problems with this situation is that people will whine and bitch and say it’s inhumane, or that it’s too demanding of these bastards. Fuck their feelings, or their pride. They’re the one wanting to spend money that I pay in, and by God, I want a fucking show of gratitude. They’re not too ashamed to request it, or lay around sharing their pussy all over the place to have more kids and get more Welfare. So fuck them. If it’s too fucking embarrassing, then get their ass out of the system. Why should I support someone that refuses to acknowledge that? Fuck them and feed them rutabagas…