Sunday, April 03, 2005

Pussy Like Wet Dough...

I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with the whole baby mama/daddy ordeal. I’m sick to fucking death of hearing about the shit whether in music, or when I’m out in public with my girlfriend or other friends. It’s getting to be a tired and played out act. None, and when I say none, I mean no fucking body, gives two red fucks if you have a baby mama or baby daddy. First of fucking all, learn proper English you douche nozzle. It’s not baby mama or baby daddy, it’s baby (fucking apostrophe) “s” mama or daddy. You fucking retard.
Next is the whole debate of if it’s right or wrong. It’s not what’s right or wrong, it’s really that we don’t give a shit. We know the other half of that parental unit is a worthless mother fucker, you don’t have t tell us. Yes, they’re a fucking deadbeat. Yes, they aren’t responsible enough to baby sit a dozen eggs, why the fuck would you want to leave your kids with them? Obviously they’re scared of the commitment that comes with being a parent. Tough fucking shit asshat, you created it, now support it. If you won’t do that, perhaps we should put a bullet in your skull and find someone responsible enough to be a parent to the kid you worthless piece of shit. You deserve to be assassinated, that way the kid never has the possibility of finding you later in life and being depressed because of the fact that yes, their parents are lazy as fuck.
And for those that are commitment wary, maybe you should have thought about that while you were crushing or having your guts crushed. If you are the male in the situation, you’re a sorry mother fucker. Baby daddy, that’s the Caucasian equivalent of white trash, and if you’re an African American, then you’re a worthless nigger, Mexican… well they cherish the family unit, but if you were to be a Mexican baby daddy, then you’re a fucking spic. Need I go on? I think not. You’re lower than bat shit if you’re a baby daddy because you’re too lazy to be responsible enough to marry the lady you chose to throw the meat to. Guess, fucking, what? THAT’S YOUR FUCKING PARENTAL DUTY SHITHOOK!!!!!!!!! Fuck you for being a son of a bitch. That’s right, be lazy as hell and let society raise them. As long as you tell us thanks, which Satan’s nut sack would freeze before you showed gratitude is my guess…
Baby mamas, yeah, you’re even lower than the baby daddies. How can you carry a child for 9 fucking months and not show any genuine interest, care, or feeling for them? Are you really that big of a cunt? If so, may you be skull-fucked with a .45 caliber round. I really hope that you find a slow, agonizing, painful death. Don’t give me this shit that “being a single parent is hard.” Well, tough titty bitch, you shouldn’t have laid your pussy out there for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to take a turn on. It’s not a Goddamned merry-go-round. The sole design and purpose for it is procreation. What, you were surprised? Give me a fucking break… I’d be willing to bet your pussy is like wet dough, it won’t sell anywhere. Fucking cum dumpsters are all that baby mamas are, they’re like living science experiments. I fucking hate them.
I said all of that to say this. Baby mamas and baby daddies are all ignorant, trailer dwelling , trash humans. They all deserve to have their ability to procreate removed. Whether by cutting out their fucking uterus, chopping their dick off, or killing them, I really don’t give a shit. Don’t let the opportunity for more of these snot nosed fuckers to run around and create more baby mamas and baby daddies. They should be force fed antifreeze at dinner. So if you’re in the food services industry, take it upon yourself to commit genocide upon this sect of people…

1 Comments:

Blogger PopcornPlayaisanasshole said...

Typical rants of a juvenile. Grow up and keep your mouth shut until you have something worth saying. Wigger.

6:18 AM  

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