Pussy Like Wet Dough...

I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with the whole baby mama/daddy ordeal. I’m sick to fucking death of hearing about the shit whether in music, or when I’m out in public with my girlfriend or other friends. It’s getting to be a tired and played out act. None, and when I say none, I mean no fucking body, gives two red fucks if you have a baby mama or baby daddy. First of fucking all, learn proper English you douche nozzle. It’s not baby mama or baby daddy, it’s baby (fucking apostrophe) “s” mama or daddy. You fucking retard.
Next is the whole debate of if it’s right or wrong. It’s not what’s right or wrong, it’s really that we don’t give a shit. We know the other half of that parental unit is a worthless mother fucker, you don’t have t tell us. Yes, they’re a fucking deadbeat. Yes, they aren’t responsible enough to baby sit a dozen eggs, why the fuck would you want to leave your kids with them? Obviously they’re scared of the commitment that comes with being a parent. Tough fucking shit asshat, you created it, now support it. If you won’t do that, perhaps we should put a bullet in your skull and find someone responsible enough to be a parent to the kid you worthless piece of shit. You deserve to be assassinated, that way the kid never has the possibility of finding you later in life and being depressed because of the fact that yes, their parents are lazy as fuck.
And for those that are commitment wary, maybe you should have thought about that while you were crushing or having your guts crushed. If you are the male in the situation, you’re a sorry mother fucker. Baby daddy, that’s the Caucasian equivalent of white trash, and if you’re an African American, then you’re a worthless nigger, Mexican… well they cherish the family unit, but if you were to be a Mexican baby daddy, then you’re a fucking spic. Need I go on? I think not. You’re lower than bat shit if you’re a baby daddy because you’re too lazy to be responsible enough to marry the lady you chose to throw the meat to. Guess, fucking, what? THAT’S YOUR FUCKING PARENTAL DUTY SHITHOOK!!!!!!!!! Fuck you for being a son of a bitch. That’s right, be lazy as hell and let society raise them. As long as you tell us thanks, which Satan’s nut sack would freeze before you showed gratitude is my guess…
Baby mamas, yeah, you’re even lower than the baby daddies. How can you carry a child for 9 fucking months and not show any genuine interest, care, or feeling for them? Are you really that big of a cunt? If so, may you be skull-fucked with a .45 caliber round. I really hope that you find a slow, agonizing, painful death. Don’t give me this shit that “being a single parent is hard.” Well, tough titty bitch, you shouldn’t have laid your pussy out there for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to take a turn on. It’s not a Goddamned merry-go-round. The sole design and purpose for it is procreation. What, you were surprised? Give me a fucking break… I’d be willing to bet your pussy is like wet dough, it won’t sell anywhere. Fucking cum dumpsters are all that baby mamas are, they’re like living science experiments. I fucking hate them.
I said all of that to say this. Baby mamas and baby daddies are all ignorant, trailer dwelling , trash humans. They all deserve to have their ability to procreate removed. Whether by cutting out their fucking uterus, chopping their dick off, or killing them, I really don’t give a shit. Don’t let the opportunity for more of these snot nosed fuckers to run around and create more baby mamas and baby daddies. They should be force fed antifreeze at dinner. So if you’re in the food services industry, take it upon yourself to commit genocide upon this sect of people…

Fuck You, You worthless Fucks...

Today, I think I’ll write about a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ that’s been bothering the shit out of me for a while. That sumpin’ is Welfare and the people that receive it. I’ve noticed that the scum of the earth are on Welfare. From the broke to the broke down. From the lazy to lazier, everyone on it can suck my right nut. I’m sick to fucking death of all of these son of a bitches that think that the government owes them something. Fuck you, get a fucking job and pay something in.We, the working citizens of the United States owe you nothing but a swift boot in the ass and directions to the unemployment office. You are the equivalent of an unflushed turd, and are as much a fashion faux pas’ as well. Give me three good reasons why you deserve fucking welfare? Fuck, give me one. Tell me why I should work and you shouldn’t. Explain to me how you deserve a handout when I work my ass off to provide it. Fuck you, you can pull a Schiavo and starve to death for all I care you worthless sack of dog shit. On that note, I will now provide you with a reform I’ve drafted, and you can do with it as your mind wishes. The first measure I have is that one person can receive no more than 2.5 months worth of Welfare at any point. Once the payout has been made, said recipient has to obtain a job and work said job for a period of 6 months or greater, on top of that, they must give 50% of their paycheck after a the first month of full pay for a total of 6 months, or until employment is terminated.
The second portion of my reform requires that the recipient do a few things when using Welfare benefits. I propose that when they cash their check, or use food stamps, that a few measures be taken. First, they must turn to the next 5 people in line and personally thank them for paying their taxes. If 5 people aren’t in line, they must either wait until 5 people are present, or walk through the store and tell 5 people this. I figure if I’m going to support the worthless fuck I should get some kind of show of gratification. These 5 people are required to sign a form before they can get their welfare and a person with authorization to notarize this letter must be present (like a bank manager, store manager, etc). This notarized form shall be sent with the remittance request to the government .
One of the problems with this situation is that people will whine and bitch and say it’s inhumane, or that it’s too demanding of these bastards. Fuck their feelings, or their pride. They’re the one wanting to spend money that I pay in, and by God, I want a fucking show of gratitude. They’re not too ashamed to request it, or lay around sharing their pussy all over the place to have more kids and get more Welfare. So fuck them. If it’s too fucking embarrassing, then get their ass out of the system. Why should I support someone that refuses to acknowledge that? Fuck them and feed them rutabagas…