Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Adsense or Big Brother?

So I submitted my shit to adsense for approval right. I planned on putting them on here, this very blog. No biggie right? They get ads out, I make a little dough for the 7 readers I have, we all win. Yeah, until they reviewed my application. They come back to tell me that I use excessively profane language, too much to be acceptable by their standards. Okay, so I use some profanity here and there. I throw in a "fuck" or a "shit" or a "damned" spontaneously, for dramatic effect of course. Big FUCKING deal, we've all heard it before. You can't go anywhere and not hear some profanity. A trip to the grocery store yields dramatic results, you'll see some big haired "mum" cussing her kids out cause he wants just one more packet of Kool-aid, or some shit like that. It's all good as long as it's used in context right?

Who the fuck is google to tell me that I can't cuss? Hell, I've seen their shit on sites (adsense that is) that include as much cussing or more, and even some porn and shit. You can go anywhere in their search methods and type in something that's borderline in appropriate and find all kinds of obscure disgusting shit.
Fatty Porn? CheckGay Porn? CheckWomen fucking barnyard animals? CheckFists in the ass? Check

You get the drift. Anything and everything can be found using google's search bar. Yet my site, where I talk about real shit, real issues, real offensive stuff to some. It's too profane. Where is their censorship of theirselves? Oh, right, I forgot, they're making too much money to regulate it as heavily as they do approving adsense accounts. The two starters of their "great" site is worth about $7 billion, that's right, billion, dollars each. Their stock rose quicker than any in history. The two men are two of the select few billionaires under thirty. It's an illustrious club. I just want a small piece of the pie, hell, I don't even want a whole piece. Just give me a crumb. Selfish pricks...

Yeah, so fuck google, fuck gmail, fuck adsense, fuck froogle, fuck all the shit that they're tied to. Who are they being holier than thou and saying I'm too profane when a simple search gives me more fucking spy ware than results? Fuck, shit, suck my dick, goodnight...

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