Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Spam Part Deux... Refried...

So I get the following comment for the comments on the Spam blog:

leanordflynn4771509803 said...
Do you want free porn? Contact my AIM SN 'p1nkn3ss' just say 'give me some pics now!'.No age verification required, totally free! Just send an instant message to AIM screen name "p1nkn3ss".Any message you send is fine! AIM abuse can be reported here.
4:25 PM

Is this guy a fucking retard? Seriously. Here I am, freshly finished a blog about spam, specifically mentioning that porn spam cracks my shit up, and then this genius comments with this. Sir, are you really that goddamned illiterate? Or are you just desperate for attention? Is this a cry to me to say something about your stupidity? Well, it worked, your dumbassedness is vindicated. I bet momma will be proud, perhaps you can run upstairs and tell her.

Please, people, if you're going to leave a comment, at least have some tact and diplomacy about yourself. Don't just be a fucking dipshit and post some shit like the above. It makes you look like a moron. Have some dignity, or at the very least, try a little harder to learn to read so you don't make a fool out of yourself.

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Adsense or Big Brother?

So I submitted my shit to adsense for approval right. I planned on putting them on here, this very blog. No biggie right? They get ads out, I make a little dough for the 7 readers I have, we all win. Yeah, until they reviewed my application. They come back to tell me that I use excessively profane language, too much to be acceptable by their standards. Okay, so I use some profanity here and there. I throw in a "fuck" or a "shit" or a "damned" spontaneously, for dramatic effect of course. Big FUCKING deal, we've all heard it before. You can't go anywhere and not hear some profanity. A trip to the grocery store yields dramatic results, you'll see some big haired "mum" cussing her kids out cause he wants just one more packet of Kool-aid, or some shit like that. It's all good as long as it's used in context right?

Who the fuck is google to tell me that I can't cuss? Hell, I've seen their shit on sites (adsense that is) that include as much cussing or more, and even some porn and shit. You can go anywhere in their search methods and type in something that's borderline in appropriate and find all kinds of obscure disgusting shit.
Fatty Porn? CheckGay Porn? CheckWomen fucking barnyard animals? CheckFists in the ass? Check

You get the drift. Anything and everything can be found using google's search bar. Yet my site, where I talk about real shit, real issues, real offensive stuff to some. It's too profane. Where is their censorship of theirselves? Oh, right, I forgot, they're making too much money to regulate it as heavily as they do approving adsense accounts. The two starters of their "great" site is worth about $7 billion, that's right, billion, dollars each. Their stock rose quicker than any in history. The two men are two of the select few billionaires under thirty. It's an illustrious club. I just want a small piece of the pie, hell, I don't even want a whole piece. Just give me a crumb. Selfish pricks...

Yeah, so fuck google, fuck gmail, fuck adsense, fuck froogle, fuck all the shit that they're tied to. Who are they being holier than thou and saying I'm too profane when a simple search gives me more fucking spy ware than results? Fuck, shit, suck my dick, goodnight...

Monday, May 08, 2006

Illegal Immigrants -vs- Immigration

Lately, especially here in Georgia, the illegal immigrants have taken it upon themselves to confront government's stance on illegal immigration. Which, whatever that may be is not evident. None of the immigration laws are enforced, and when they are, it's usually in a sting operation that is unrelated. The illegals are caught in the crossfire. Recently, I read something that was written by Charlie Daniels. Call him a racist, or what have you, but his comments were rather spot on. He went into deep discussion regarding the topic of illegal immigration. I'm not going to sit here and quote his rhetoric, as that's unnecessary. This shit is about me.

Immigration laws were written for a reason. Whether they're enforced or not by our porous government remains to be seen. They say they're going to start taking a stance on illegals, we'll see. The pussification of Washington is upon us. The apocalypse has begun. However you choose to word it, this could tear the framework out from under America as we know it.

There is a reason for immigration laws. They are in place to prevent people from illegally entering our great nation. Sure, I'm all for people coming into our society and becoming productive members, regardless of their origin. This is where people have it all wrong. They use immigration and illegals universally. In actuality, there is a large difference. Immigration is a legal process of becoming a citizen of America. Illegals invade our land by whatever means necessary. We as Americans have to take a stand against them should we want to be productive in eliminating the problem plaguing our great nation. Yes, we have a melting pot society. We all come from somewhere else, well the majority of us. I have roots in the original Americans, as I am a descendant of the Cherokee tribe. The fact still remains though that America is a land of opportunity. Should that opportunity come legally, I have no problem with it. But for someone to infiltrate our borders, come to work stealing jobs from American citizens, or those in the process of immigrating legally is as horrendous and egregrious as the 9/11 tragedies, as those persons comitting those acts were both illegals and terrorists. Nothing good comes from illegal immigration.

People say that they work jobs that Americans won't. We are all responsible for this evil as we hire them for the low wages to keep our costs down and net a larger bottom line. This is wrong, and as an American those of you that hire them should be ashamed of your actions. You're sponsoring their illegal status. They come here, save up a couple of grand and get illegal papers by paying someone to steal an identity for them. This is illegal and disgraceful. Those obtaining these papers to give them someway to work here should be deported right along with the beaners. Why should they feel obligated to provide these people with papers to make an illegal profit for themselves.

It's disgraceful that we allow this to happen. I, as a natural born American feel ashamed to call these people my fellow citizens. God bless those that are going through the process legally. They are true to becoming an American. They aren't looking to come here, make a quick buck and return home to live off of ten years worth of work for the rest of their lives because the American dollar trumps the value of the money where they come from. They look to make their money and return home, bottom line. They don't care about America. They want to bring their society here and over run our country, and we're sitting here letting it happen. We should feel shame. We should feel like shit, because we're responsible for this. They come here, rewrite our laws, rewrite our very own fucking National Anthem to fit into their lifestyle. This country is becoming a bigger joke by the minute. And the politicians could care less, so long as they recieve their votes and get their offices. What a pussification of our country this issue is becoming.

Beaners 1, America 0.